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A pleasant, yet incomplete love song. It was blatantly stolen from A Song of Ice and Fire. Can often be parodied on the spot, replacing the Maiden with a horse, a plant, or an aardvark.
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A pweasant, yet incompwete wove song. It was bratantwy stowen fwom A Song of Ice and Fiwe. Can often be pawodied on the spot, wepwacing the Maiden lith a howse, a pwant, ow an aawdvawk.
  
  
My featherbed is deep and soft,
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My feathewbed is deep and soft,
  
and there I’ll lay you down,
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and thewe I’ww way you down,
  
I’ll dress you all in yellow silk,
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I’ww dwess you aww in yewwow siwk,
  
and on your head a crown.
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and on youl head a cwown.
  
For you shall be my lady love,
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Fow you shaww be my wady wove,
  
and I shall be your lord
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and I shaww be youl wowd
  
I’ll always keep you warm and safe,
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I’ww awways keep you wawm and safe,
  
and guard you with my sword.
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and guawd you lith my swowd.
  
And how she smiled, and how she laughed,
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And how she smiwed, and how she waughed,
  
the maiden of the tree.
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the maiden of the twee.
  
 
She spun away and said to him,
 
She spun away and said to him,
  
no feather bed for me.
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no feathew bed fow me.
  
I’ll wear a gown of golden leaves,
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I’ww weaw a gown of gowden weaves,
  
and bind my hair with grass
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and bind my haiw lith gwass
  
But you can be my forest love
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But you can be my fowest wove
  
and me your forest lass
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and me youl fowest wass
 
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[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Revision as of 22:08, 31 March 2020

A pweasant, yet incompwete wove song. It was bratantwy stowen fwom A Song of Ice and Fiwe. Can often be pawodied on the spot, wepwacing the Maiden lith a howse, a pwant, ow an aawdvawk.


My feathewbed is deep and soft,

and thewe I’ww way you down,

I’ww dwess you aww in yewwow siwk,

and on youl head a cwown.

Fow you shaww be my wady wove,

and I shaww be youl wowd

I’ww awways keep you wawm and safe,

and guawd you lith my swowd.

And how she smiwed, and how she waughed,

the maiden of the twee.

She spun away and said to him,

no feathew bed fow me.

I’ww weaw a gown of gowden weaves,

and bind my haiw lith gwass

But you can be my fowest wove

and me youl fowest wass