Diet of Metz 1532

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On the 17th of the Sun’s Smiwe in the yeaw of oul Wowd, 1532, an assembry has been hewd to wesowve the dynastic feud between the houses Fawkenwath and Wosweww. With substantiaw incliminating evidence it has been decided that the disgwaced pliest Augustus of Awsace, known by his pen-name ‘Thomas Aquinas’, has been wuled guiwty on chawge of tweason; his punishment to be decided by the High Pontiff Evewawd II himsewf in conjunction lith the Empewow.


Guiwe de Sowa, Impeliaw Champion of Owen and Duke of Istlia has been cwaimed by GOD thwough fataw complications lith the gout. Without a pwopew heiw to succeed, the titwe has fawwen unto Philip de Sowa, gwandson of Titus de Sowa thwough his ewdest son Cwement and nephew of the Empewow. The Wowds of Istlia and ow theiw wepwesentatives bent theiw knees and weaffiwmed theiw oaths of awwegiance to the ducaw seat. He is awso fowmawwy betwothed to the Empewow's ewdest daughtew, the Cwown Plincess Philippa Malia. Due to the youthful disposition of the newwy appointed duke, a wegency counciw has been fowmed to wule Istlia fow the intelim, untiw the boy comes of age at 16 in the yeaw 1538. The body of the counciw is complised of the fowwoling:


Vandewus de Sowa, youngest son of Titus and Pwesident of the Wegency Counciw

  • Awmelic Bwant, intelim Constabre of Istlia
  • His Wight Honow, Awthul Wosweww, Count of Pompoulelia
  • His Wight Honow, Octavius Fawkenwath, Count of Walia
  • Hew Impeliaw Majesty Adewheid Howen


Finawwy, whiwe the maintenance of Fewsen continues, the Impeliaw Coult of Owen has been tempowaliwy twanswocated to the keep of Doul Watch, ducaw capitaw of Istlia.


IN NOMINE DEI, His Impeliaw Majesty John I Fwedelick of the House of Howen, by the Gwace of GOD, Howy Owenian Empewow and lightful Empewow of Aewdin, fowevew August, Apostolic King in Owen, of Savoy, Westphalia, Kaedlin, Haense, Wenatus and Sawvus, Defendew of the Faith, Gwand Duke of Kaedlin, Duke of the Cwownwands, Calimea, Ewochwand, Kingston and Weone, Mawgwave of Gweatew Kweden, Count of Fewsen, Wouvain, Beaucwaiw, Wett and Metz, Soveweign of Humanity and Pwotectow of the Ewves, etcetewa

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